Oh man..talk about hurt!!!! One time, I was about 4 years old, was helpin grandma milk her cow......or so I thought

I had on sandles...and asked if I could put the hobbles on the cow......the cow didnt need em, I'd just saw em hangin there on the side of the barn, and was bored. Grandma said, "sure I don't care" so I went to work. got one side on and was wrestlin with the other side, when the cow decided to take a step back. Well there I was..squatted down right behind her.......and when she took that step, she put her foot right on top of my big toe on my left foot. I immediately jumped up and jerked my toe out from under her foot....minus the toenail!!!! Grandma grabbed me up and carried me to the house, and put my foot in one of them hospital pans the they love to collect...Hot water and epsom salt. YEOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Then she wrapped it up with torn strips from an old sheet. It was sometime durin the week, before Easter weekend, I'd already got to go shoppin for my new Easter shoes....I only got to wear one shoe Easter Sunday. I was so upset LOL
But I learned my lesson...no sandles around cows n horses. EVER!!!!