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Paul gets endorsement from noted novelist!!

littlejoe

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin) was jubilant today after his newly unveiled budget plan picked up a key endorsement from the novelist Ayn Rand.

It was a rare public utterance for the late Ms. Rand, who has been damned to eternal torment in Satan’s lake of fire since 1982.



“This is a budget I wish I had written,” said Ms. Rand, pausing to scream as white-hot flames licked her face. “Paul Ryan is a great man and I look forward to meeting him someday.”

Rep. Ryan acknowledged Ms. Rand’s praise with humility, telling reporters, “There’s no trick to cutting $4.6 trillion once you take a hard look at failed ideas of the past, such as the social contract.”

Mr. Ryan added, “Unlike the Democrats’ plan, my budget has new ideas, like cutting two of the four food groups and classifying large sodas as medicine.”

Ms. Rand’s thumbs-up capped a victory lap of sorts for Mr. Ryan, who earlier in the day garnered an endorsement from Marie Antoinette.


Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/ryan-budget-plan-gets-endorsement-from-ayn-rand.html#ixzz2OnaQ1ZNq
 

littlejoe

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Larrry said:
Let me guess your subscription to mad magazine ran out or your mommy thre your comic books away

whatcha doing in that lil picture by your name, larry?

pertendin to be david letterman?

why dontcha put up a poodle?

all i ever heard you do is yap. yap. yap.
 

Larrry

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So do you have anything to add besides your yapping or satire. Youve been posting for quite a while and nothing yet. Do your capabilities go beyond borowitz........pssst borowitz is satire so you know and keep repeating it and making an azs out of yourself
 

littlejoe

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Larrry said:
So do you have anything to add besides your yapping or satire. Youve been posting for quite a while and nothing yet. Do your capabilities go beyond borowitz........pssst borowitz is satire so you know and keep repeating it and making an azs out of yourself

yap.
 

Faster horses

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littlejoe said:
Larrry said:
So do you have anything to add besides your yapping or satire. Youve been posting for quite a while and nothing yet. Do your capabilities go beyond borowitz........pssst borowitz is satire so you know and keep repeating it and making an azs out of yourself

yap.

I hope whatever illness you have, you get over it soon. :???: :?
 
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