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NICE lesson in paying attention!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School
>>> were receiving their first
>>> >anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all
>>> gathered around the
>>> >surgery table with the body covered with a white
>>> sheet. The professor
>>> >started the class by telling them, "In vet
>>> medicine, it is necessary to
>>> >have two important qualities as a doctor: The
>>> first is that you not be
>>> >disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
>>> For an example, the
>>> >Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
>>> finger in the butt of the
>>> >dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in
>>> his mouth.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his
>>> students. The students
>>> >freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
>>> eventually took turns
>>> >sticking a finger in the anal opening of the
>>> dead cow and sucking on it.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >When everyone finished, the Professor looked at
>>> them and told them, "The
>>> >second most important quality is observation. I
>>> stuck in my middle
>>> >finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn
>>> to pay attention."
 

Hanta Yo

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ranchwife said:
Hanta Yo said:
Gross, but very good. I get tired of talking to people who don't LISTEN!!!

Agree......husbands do that to ya, huh???? :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Oh No, not MINE :wink: :wink: :shock: :shock: :wink: :wink: :shock: :shock: :wink: :wink: :shock: :shock: :wink: :wink:
 

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We would all listen better if you women wer'nt so BOSSY settle down just kidding....
 

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With a variation to it, that trick was actually played on one of my uncles when he was in med. school. Yechhhh. :mad:
 

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Hanta Yo said:
Gross, but very good. I get tired of talking to people who don't LISTEN!!!

At the risk of getting in more trouble than Soapweed on the cowboy boots
.................. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't help myself. If they aren't listening ................ :???:

Give me a minute to get in the barrel.
 

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