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A blond walks into a bank in New York City asking for a loan of $5000. She will put up her Rolls Royce as collateral. The car is parked on the street and all the papers are in order.
The bank president and all the officers get a good laugh over this dumb blonde putting a $250,000 car up for collateral on a $5000 loan. An employee of the bank parks the car in an underground garage where it will be safe.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, pays back the loan plus interest (which amounts to $15.41). The loan officer says,"Miss, we were very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5000?"
The blond replies, "Where else in New York City could I park my car for two weeks for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
The bank president and all the officers get a good laugh over this dumb blonde putting a $250,000 car up for collateral on a $5000 loan. An employee of the bank parks the car in an underground garage where it will be safe.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, pays back the loan plus interest (which amounts to $15.41). The loan officer says,"Miss, we were very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5000?"
The blond replies, "Where else in New York City could I park my car for two weeks for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
