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Silver

Well-known member
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as
"HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore ....

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."


10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12 She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6.. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8 He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE "


Please use your best judgment when referring to these people, so as to make it more comfortable for the rest of us.
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE "

I've never been overly fond of the site of this...but it happens..I just turn my head. BUTTTTTTTTTTT........the site of Female "Rear Cleavage" oh man, I saw that the other day, and that's just WRONG!!!!! In so many ways!!!!!
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE "

I've never been overly fond of the site of this...but it happens..I just turn my head. BUTTTTTTTTTTT........the site of Female "Rear Cleavage" oh man, I saw that the other day, and that's just WRONG!!!!! In so many ways!!!!!

As are "Muffin tops", and "Whale Tales" why don't people buy clothes that fit???!!!
 

Sundancer

Well-known member
I agree with Yanuck. I don't know what a "muffin top" or a "whale tale" is, but if that is what the ladies (I use that term loosely) are wearing, then I don't like them. Seems especially like there is too much "lady" and not enough "cotton". That has to be very uncomfortable to wear.
 
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