I could see that, especially if he had his head up his you know what. Have to cut through a lot of sh-- to get to his eyes. Or maybe when the eye surgery was done he could actually SEE what he was sticking it in. That's a two bagger!
It's a bad sign when you get your eyesight fixed and you no longer want relations with your wife. Dear old Nancy should have considered the possibility that good vision in her spouse would kill the mood