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longjohn

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Doesn't this ring true;


Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of
them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar
and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed
the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began
entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:

"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of
Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero
interjected.

"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in
Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the
reporter began:

"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"



"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state
was either for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W.
Bush" the boy says

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:

"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved
Family Pet"
 

PawPawMac

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Yeah, but I've heard it the other way around.

Personally, my 2 favorite political bumper stickers read:

Bush Kerry in 2004 Vote Republicrat

Under the Republicans, man explotes man
Under the Democrats it's just the opposite

Just my $0.02

PawPaw Mac
 

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