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Phsyciatrist

gcreekrch

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George went to a psychiatrist.



'I've got problems. Every time
I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm
going crazy.'



'Just put yourself in my hands
for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and
we should be able to get rid of those fears.'



'How much do you charge?'





'Eighty dollars per visit,
replied the doctor.'



'I'll sleep on it,' said
George.



Six months later the doctor met
George on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those
fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist.



'Well Eighty bucks a visit
three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A
Saskatchewanian cured me for $10 and a 12-pack . I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'



'Is that so! And how, may I
ask, did a Saskatchewanian cure you?'



'He told me to cut the legs off
the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !
 
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