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Please Mister Soapweed

Please Mister Soapweed, would you give a guy a hand,
I have had all I can take, more than I can stand.
It’s not much that I ask of you, I know you can do it Pard,
It ain’t all that bothersome, really ain’t that hard.

Would you please post for me, some cattle on the range,
Anything to do with cowboys would be a sightly change.
Cause all the things I been seein’ here, on this Ranchers net,
Are things we don’t much worry about, most we will regret.

I am sick and tired of reading, of marriage of the same sex,
I’ve grown old and weary, of the plight of the illegal Mex.
I don’t think I can take, another thread about queers,
I don’t matter anyway, we’re speaking to deaf ears.

I have had enough, of calling our president a liar,
Of criticizing every one for anything, even the man up higher.
Just for this once, it would be fun to see,
Something to do, with cows and the ranching industry.

I’m tired of people just picking fights for fun,
What seems to be the matter, have they gotten too much sun?
I could care less, about some ladies self esteem,
Even by saying this, I will be crucified as mean.

Don’t these R-calfers know PETA is licking at their chops,
All of these fights amongst us, they can use them as props.
They will knock us all down, without a single fight,
We will take our own selves out, what an ugly sight.

Fighting with the Canadians, that is just plain crude,
Don’t these people know, treating them this way is rude?
Whatever has happened to all of humanity,
Reading this garbage on Ranchers, is that the way it will be?

Have people forgotten how to laugh, even how to smile,
Maybe they haven’t counted, their blessings for awhile.
So please would you post for me, something that is fun,
Maybe a some old range cows, or cowboys in the sun.
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