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One of them things

Saw this guy Ron on a TV show
Selling these things and making lots of dough

Bought one of them things that never did work,
The inventor guy was a real jerk

Supposed to slice tomatoes and cut Jo-Jo's
Even repair your leaking garden hose

Squirt out pasta in threads so fine
And in your dishwasher, makes your silver shine

I knew that I was tempting fate
But sent him a check for $29.88

Damn thing was plastic and dull as a hoe
Didn't come with batteries to make it go

So I boxed it back up, more than a little miffed
Figured "What the hell, it'll make a Christmas gift"

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