FERGUSON, MO—Ahead of a grand jury’s decision over whether to indict officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown, police in the city of Ferguson have reportedly heavily increased their presence this week to ensure residents are adequately provoked. “We’ve deployed additional officers throughout Ferguson in order to make absolutely certain that residents feel sufficiently harassed and intimidated,” said St. Louis County police chief Jon Belmar, assuring locals that officers in full riot gear will be on hand to inflame members of the community for as long as is necessary. “It’s absolutely essential that the people of Ferguson have full confidence that law enforcement is committed to antagonizing them every step of the way.” At press time, the Missouri National Guard was on standby with tanks and urban assault vehicles in case Ferguson residents required additional incitement.
LaTE BREAKING NEWS!!
Just off the wire---fergie cops got them some dumbass farmer outa Indiana or some damn place to show up with an undercover police dog---this dog looks like a poodle or maybe a chihauwawa--but he is deputized and this no underwear owning biboverhaul wearing dope who can't keep people off his own land cause he's too busy painting big signs and going on neighborhood watch and being p'whipped by his wife talked to the county attorney or justice of the piece or maybe checkout lady at the dollar store and if you mess with this dog--which is being trained in secret---you are in a heap of you know what kinda sheet!! (you know what kinda sheet rymes with 'bog')