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Politically Incorrect

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,,, which in itself would be a miracle….but that's another story.:

God addresses Gore first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Gore replies: "Well, I believe I won the 2000 election, but that it was your will that I did not serve and I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says:

"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.

Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
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