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>Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
>
>Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
>as "HILLBILLIES."
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>You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
>
>And furthermore..
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>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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>1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>
>2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
>
>3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
>
>4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
>INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
>
>5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
>
>6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
>
>7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
>INCONVENIENCED."
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>8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
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>9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
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>10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
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>11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
>SUPERIOR."
>
>12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER