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Politics

sw

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are
Politics?" Dad says,"Well son, let me try to explain it
this way:

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her the Government.

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call
you the People.

#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad
has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the
baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy
goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's
room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole
and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up
and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy
says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept
of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the
Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep, the
People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep ****."
 
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