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Ponder These

Big Muddy rancher

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Ponder these:



1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts,
they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in
zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a
decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes
in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface
including glass and at temperatures ranging from
below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Your taxes are due soon. Enjoy paying them.



2 - Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a
lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not
using it anymore.



3 - Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers.
 

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