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Post Turtle

Sandhusker

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politics and Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
 
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Anonymous

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hypocritexposer said:
Too simple for some, it's too much "Redneck Common Sense"

YEP...

http://ranchers.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28666&highlight=post+turtle
 

Sandhusker

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
hypocritexposer said:
Too simple for some, it's too much "Redneck Common Sense"

YEP...

http://ranchers.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28666&highlight=post+turtle

I got it in an email and thought it fit that empty suit perfectly so I shared it. If anybody has a problem with it, they can hang it.
 

nonothing

Well-known member
It is a funny joke.....I laughed at the bush jokes many times ,so far be it from me to deny Sandhusker his comedic jabs at Obama..
 
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