theHiredMansWife
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Jack wakes up with a pounding headache and a bleary look. A rose bud is on the pillow next to him along with two aspirin.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table, "Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping -- Love you, Jill"
He stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son . .What happened last night?"
Jack's son answers, "Well, you came home after 2 a.m., three sheets to the wind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door!"
Jack says, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? I
have a red rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me."
His son replies, "Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
to take your pants off, you screamed, "'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!'"
Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot breakfast - $4.20
Red rose bud - $3.00
Two aspirins - $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . . Priceless
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table, "Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping -- Love you, Jill"
He stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son . .What happened last night?"
Jack's son answers, "Well, you came home after 2 a.m., three sheets to the wind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door!"
Jack says, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? I
have a red rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me."
His son replies, "Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
to take your pants off, you screamed, "'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!'"
Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot breakfast - $4.20
Red rose bud - $3.00
Two aspirins - $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . . Priceless
