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Prince Charles, Vladimir Putin and George Clooney all die

hypocritexposer

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Prince Charles, Vladimir Putin and George Clooney all die on the same day. They all arrive together and notice a flashing red phone and inquire what’s it for. “It’s for calling Earth” responds the Devil. Prince Charles asks to call Buckingham Palace. He talks for 5 minutes. When he’s done, the Devil informs him the cost is one million dollars. Reluctantly, the Prince writes him a check. Putin then asks to call the Kremlin. He talks for 10 minutes. When he finishes, the Devil tells him the cost is two million dollars. Unhappily, he too writes the Devil a check. Lastly, George Clooney asks to call the White House. He talks for AN HOUR. When finished, the Devil says the cost is free. An outraged Putin demands to know why Clooney’s call was free. “Simple” replies the Devil. “Since Obama took over, America’s gone straight to hell, it’s a local call.”

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