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passin thru

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My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants: to boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.
 

Faster horses

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Great thinkin' there passin thru.

Today I saw a sign by a bar and lounge. It read:

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.
DRINK BEER, IT'S CHEAPER THAN GAS.
 

ranchwife

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am surprised that we have not seen more bumper stickers of the same kind as the sign you saw, FH!!! Only a matter of time! :wink:
 

katrina

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I can see the day when on my rig I have this:
Ragheads kiss this....
And I don't mean my rosie red lips!
Or:
Biodiesel..
Not raghead weasels
 

ranchwife

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katrina said:
I can see the day when on my rig I have this:
Ragheads kiss this....
And I don't mean my rosie red lips!
Or:
Biodiesel..
Not raghead weasels

market those ideas and make a bundle of money, katrina!! I'll be the first in line to buy a few!! :D :D
 

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