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Produce the birth certificate (Edited - Attn: ***Satire***)

Texan

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This article from November, 2008 shows that there might be a precedent for demanding the President produce his birth certificate.

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Democrats Demand Bush Produce His Birth Certificate

Washington—With a flurry of investigations about to hit Capitol Hill, Democrats in both Houses of Congress have demanded that President George W. Bush produce his birth certificate. Questions on its authenticity have arrived within the last few days.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, contends that Bush was really born in Houston, Texas, even though the photocopy of his birth certificate shows the birthplace of New Haven, Connecticut. Pelosi has demanded that he produce the “real” copy in order to save him from impeachment.

“I don’t believe the birth certificate’s real,” claimed Pelosi. “If he was born in Texas—like I think he was—then he’s certainly unqualified to be President of the United States. Texas is a whole other country—nothing but bible thumpers and rednecks down there. We’ll frog march him out of the Oval Office.”

Senator Harry Reid, D-NV, stated that “this raises the authenticity of the entire presidency,” and that “it puts a cloud over the White House.”

“If Bush knows what’s best for himself, he’ll produce it,” added Reid. “We’re in power now, and this is just another in the long line of conspiracies from the White House.”

Rahm Emmanuel, known as Rahmbo on the Hill, agreed, saying, “Bush drew first blood, and now we’ll have to terminate him with extreme partisanship. Don’t think I won’t do it. Just ask my fellow Democrats what I’m capable of.”

Many wonder if the authenticity of Bush’s birth certificate will cause an impeachment, prosecution and a prison sentence before he can leave office. Some, however, have ignored this as yet another attempt to smear the Bush presidency.

But Chris Davis, the internet powerhouse, thinks that retribution may finally be at hand.

“I’ve arrived on the ground here in Crawford, Texas,” stated Davis. "I am going to scour the countryside until I unearth the facts. I’ll search every doghouse, outhouse, henhouse, and tree house until I discover the ugly truth of the Bush presidency.”


http://electivedecisions.wordpress.com/2008/11/12/democrats-demand-bush-produce-his-birth-certificate/
 
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Anonymous

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"I don’t believe the birth certificate’s real,” claimed Pelosi. “If he was born in Texas—like I think he was—then he’s certainly unqualified to be President of the United States. Texas is a whole other country—nothing but bible thumpers and rednecks down there. We’ll frog march him out of the Oval Office.”


:lol: :lol: :lol: Yep Texas is a country all to its own...
 

Sandhusker

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Oldtimer said:
"I don’t believe the birth certificate’s real,” claimed Pelosi. “If he was born in Texas—like I think he was—then he’s certainly unqualified to be President of the United States. Texas is a whole other country—nothing but bible thumpers and rednecks down there. We’ll frog march him out of the Oval Office.”


:lol: :lol: :lol: Yep Texas is a country all to its own...

So is Chicago. Which of the two would you rather live in?
 

nonothing

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yes I am sure this story is true.......lol.......If it is true I guess the obvious question is did push show his long printed BC on the internet and if so where ?
 

alice

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hopalong said:
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Hey alice, nono. etc now what?????

Hey, I've got a sense of humor. I even drove to watch my grandson play football in Crawford last year...and didn't stop and flip off the city limit sign. Well, I didn't stop, anyway...

Alice
 
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