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Profound Thoughts for a Friday

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I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't now what to feed it.

I had amnesia once........or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible......and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists. They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

My weight is perfect for my height.......which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self help "groups?"

Is there is another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

The speed of time is one second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?
 

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I'm definitely totally partial to your lists, Oldtimer. :)
 

ranchwife

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i, myself, resemble the remark about proving that money cannot buy me happiness....sure would like to find out for myself!! :wink:
 

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Myself, I've always wanted to be a procastinater but I just keep putting it off. :wink:
 

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