Northern Rancher said:
Want to kiss the flag of your imaginary GF's homeland-not bad for an old fart I must admit.
Northern Rancher, That reminds me of an old joke........
Seems that a cowboy from Meadow Lake(SK) ended up in the hospital,in a coma.
The nurses ,of course, had to give him sponge baths. One day, one nurse mentioned to the other nurse, that this cowboy had the word,"SWAN", tattoed on his "private part". The second nurse just could not believe this, so she took some "extra time and care" the next time she gave him his sponge bath and checked this out for herself......
She later told the other nurse that "the tatoo doesn't say "SWaN"........it says..........."SaskatcheWAN"!!!! :lol: