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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
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If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
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As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
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books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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