This doesn't have much to do with anything, but it was kinda funny at the time. My uncle had a guy doing some carpenter work for him. The fellow had boo-booed on some project, and my uncle slyly said, "Well, you don't do very good work, but one thing about it, at least you're slow." Being there when it happened, it gave me a good laugh.
I had a pair of boots that I didn't particularly care for, and was trying to find a new home for them. I asked my uncle what size he wore. He replied, ''Well, my feet are size ten, but elevens feel so good, I wear a size twelve." He always said he was five feet and fourteen inches tall. :?
