Mountain Cowgirl
Well-known member
- Joined
- Mar 19, 2021
- Messages
- 1,212
- Reaction score
- 1,435
What are your ranch guidelines? Here are a few of mine.
Never hit a woman, even if she hits you first.
A good woman never hits unless it is deserved.
Never cuss around a woman, horse, or dog.
Save it for working the bulls and billy goats.
Don't strut your stuff and brag.
That is the ranch rooster's job.
Never wear your spurs unless you intend to use them.
Spurs for show is a chicken thing and also best left to the ranch rooster.
Never wear your hat in the main ranch house.
Chances are the house roof will deflect the impending meteorite strike.
Never count your chicks before they hatch.
Especially if your ranch lacks a rooster.
Always wear your revolver outside your pants.
The visual leads to lasting friendships.
Always wear your jeans over your boots in rattlesnake country.
Unless you can work in thigh high boots.
Don't depend on a rodent for forecasting weather.
They come out to sun to kill the fleas that plague them.
Never mix fresh fish, ice cream, and pinto beans
It is more volatile than high octane gasoline
Recite cowboy poetry daily
See above beans and gasoline
Never criticize the cook
Unless you want to trade your chaps for an apron
Have a sense of humor.
It works better than an apple for being a stranger at the docs office.
Never hit a woman, even if she hits you first.
A good woman never hits unless it is deserved.
Never cuss around a woman, horse, or dog.
Save it for working the bulls and billy goats.
Don't strut your stuff and brag.
That is the ranch rooster's job.
Never wear your spurs unless you intend to use them.
Spurs for show is a chicken thing and also best left to the ranch rooster.
Never wear your hat in the main ranch house.
Chances are the house roof will deflect the impending meteorite strike.
Never count your chicks before they hatch.
Especially if your ranch lacks a rooster.
Always wear your revolver outside your pants.
The visual leads to lasting friendships.
Always wear your jeans over your boots in rattlesnake country.
Unless you can work in thigh high boots.
Don't depend on a rodent for forecasting weather.
They come out to sun to kill the fleas that plague them.
Never mix fresh fish, ice cream, and pinto beans
It is more volatile than high octane gasoline
Recite cowboy poetry daily
See above beans and gasoline
Never criticize the cook
Unless you want to trade your chaps for an apron
Have a sense of humor.
It works better than an apple for being a stranger at the docs office.
Last edited:
