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A nurse in the maternity ward came out to the waiting room to tell Ole that Lena had just had a baby.

"I'm happy to tell you that you have a little girl," said the nurse, "but I'm sorry that I have to tell you that one leg is a bit shorter than the other".

"Vell, dats all right," Ole replied, "Ve vere planning to call her 'Eileen' anyvay."
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