A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
>> Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
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>> The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
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>> "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy,
>> Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
>> $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them
>> with gasoline and set them on fire.
>> We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
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>> The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
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>> "About a gallon"