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Real Mans chain letter

passin thru

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At last.... A REAL Man's Chain Letter!

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your male friends who are equally tired and discontent. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, four of whom were worth keeping.

This chain also brings good luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.

An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men!
Send it along to others.


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sw

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Hope you have an extra shovel, coarse this could be the back hoe variety if we send this on to too many. Better thought, maybe we should just run :wink:
 

Jinglebob

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Nope, I ain't sending it on. It's taken a long time to get this one trained to put up with me and I don't think I've got enough years left to train another one.

'Sides, this one knows what I like and don't like. That can be a real comfort, to a man my age. :wink:
 

IL Rancher

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That's an awfull lot of women to be showing up at the front door.. Sure that aint the punishment for not sending it on :shock: Nah, I think I will keep mine if she will still have me... Doubt I could find many like her that would put up with my crap and at the same time call me on it too... Takes a delicate balance that she has just about perfected...Don't tell her though, might go to her head :lol:
 

Hanta Yo

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IL Rancher said:
That's an awfull lot of women to be showing up at the front door.. Sure that aint the punishment for not sending it on :shock: Nah, I think I will keep mine if she will still have me... Doubt I could find many like her that would put up with my crap and at the same time call me on it too... Takes a delicate balance that she has just about perfected...Don't tell her though, might go to her head :lol:


Get her started posting on here and I'll point out all the good things you say about her :p 8)
 

kolanuraven

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Nope, I ain't sending it on. It's taken a long time to get this one trained to put up with me and I don't think I've got enough years left to train another one.




" Trained"...you say??????
 

Hanta Yo

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Boy, you lucked out, passin thru. You didn't get buried :p :p

That was quite clever with that character you had down in the bottom left hand corner. Sure looked like you were diggin' your GRAVE :wink: even smilin' while doing it :shock:
 
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