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Reasons Why Ranch Trucks Are Never Stolen

Ranchy

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Reasons Why Ranch Trucks Are Never Stolen

* They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas.

* Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

* It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

* It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.

* The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

* They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.

* The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased.

* You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.

* Top speed is only about 45 mph.

* Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights and a windshield.

* It's hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.

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cowwrangler

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Lol so true,been driving my ole ranch truck for 25 years and it sounds just like that,even has the border collie,one door dented in from the bulls rubbing their heads on it,dont know what i will ever do it it quits, lol
 

cert

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HEY!!! Dang it Ranchy...BOTH doors are the same color!!
If you borrow the binders that hold the bed on you can only have one at a time. :wink: And don't forget to put air in the right front every few hours.
OH, and the brakes are tricky...don't forget about the alligator clips for the lights.
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ranchwife

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Your posting really hit the spot, ranchy!!! Almost couldn't stop laughing just looking out the window at our own "ranch trucks"!! :D
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now, now....ain't they PERDY???!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

kolanuraven

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Yeah...that's what I thought and mine got stole.

But it was such a piece of crap that even the thief left it for dead!!!!


I brought it home, calmed it's nerves as it had never been off the place and all is well and Brownie is still puttin' along!!!
 
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