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Redneck list

passin thru

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1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "cool whip" on the side

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.


Ya know this is kind of scary :lol: :lol:
 

Tap

Well-known member
#31 You haven't been more than 15 miles from home in two months because your heifers are still calving. :(

#32 ranchers.net is what amounts to your social life. :oops: :D
 

ranchwife

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34. You find yourself nodding along as you are reading all of these "redneck" posts because they remind you of yourself or a close relative!!!

Thanks for the post, passin thru!! Look at what you started!! :lol: :lol:
 

passin thru

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You find yourself nodding along as you are reading all of these "redneck" posts because they remind you of yourself or a close relative!!!
BINGO

35 You ever get hot flashes at cattle auctions

36 Your side by side refrigerator consist of two igloo coolers
 

Shelly

Well-known member
So what you're saying is, Tim might be a redneck? :lol: :lol:

#40. You crawl into a stack of round bales on your hands and knees after a critter, wearing only a hockey helmet as protection.
 

ranchwife

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Mike said:
#41 Wear underwear until it gets so nasty and crusty the crotch rots out. Tim.

EWWWWWWWW!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

42. your "dining table" that you have on the deck is actually an old "spool" from the phone or electric company.....

43. The "art" on your bedroom wall is made up of a stolen stop sign, a stolen Yield sign and a stolen "yard sale" sign
 

Angus Cattle Shower

Well-known member
If you go thru the drive thru to get the bathroom keys cause the service is faster.

Dad and me did that last summer-it was hilarious. The server was sooooo confused and she called the manager and so on. Oh boy i wanna do that again! lol.
 
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