TimH
Well-known member
Rednecks Are Good At That Sensitive Stuff:
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> >> Three rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and
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> >> Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
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> >> As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go
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> >> and tell his wife."
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> >> Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
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> >> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
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> >> Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
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> >> "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
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> >> "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
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> >> gave you beer?"
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> >> Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to
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> >> her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
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> >> She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
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> >> And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".
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> >>
> >> Three rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and
> >>
> >> Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
> >>
> >> As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go
> >>
> >> and tell his wife."
> >>
> >> Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
> >>
> >> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
> >>
> >> Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
> >>
> >> "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
> >>
> >> "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
> >>
> >> gave you beer?"
> >>
> >> Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to
> >>
> >> her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
> >>
> >> She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
> >>
> >> And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".
> >>
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