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carole3218

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A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so
the
> owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
> Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked
for
> his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he
> guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
> The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were
close.
> The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
> A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba,
pulled
in
> for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
gave
> him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
redneck
> guessed 2 this time.
> Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but
no
> free sex this time."
> As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I
think
> that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
> Bubba replied, No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged----------
my
> wife won twice last week." :lol:
 

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