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Redneck's pick up lines

jigs

Well-known member
>>>Redneck's pick up lines
>>>
>>> 1) Did you fart?
>>>
>>> cuz you blew me away.
>>>
>>>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>>>
>>> cuz ya sure are special.
>>>
>>>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
>>>
>>> I can't hold it in.
>>>
>>>4) Do you have a library card?
>>>
>>> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>>>
>>>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>>>
>>> cuz I can see myself in em.
>>>
>>>6) If you in I were Squirrels,
>>>
>>> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
>>>
>>>7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
>>>
>>> but beauty's only a light switch away.
>>>
>>>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>>>Woman - "WHAT?"
>>>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>>>
>>>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>>>
>>> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>>>
>>>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
>>> I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>>>
>>>11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>>>
>>>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
>>>
>>> we kin sleep til afternoon.
>>>
>>>and.... the best for last!
>>>
>>>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
>>>
>>> every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
 

cowsense

Well-known member
Jigs......................Pleeeeze don't post the pictures of the hotties these lines work on! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :roll:
 

jigs

Well-known member
here is proof they work !

as Foxworthy would say...I bet they smoked during their wedding!!

thaynewedding.jpg
 
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