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Repub. loggers & Demo. tree huggers

leanin' H

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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged
> > mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising
> > along the campground in the Pope Mobi le when there was a
> > frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
> > A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote
> > for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' T-shirt,
> > was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing
> > around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot
> > grizzly.
> > As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican
> > loggers with "Go Sarah T-Shirts" came racing up.
> > One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
> > other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
> > Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs,
> > the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them
> > threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other
> > tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
> > As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come
> > ; over. "I give you my blessing for your brave
> > actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
> > bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
> > environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own
> > eyes that this is not true."
> > As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies
> > "Who was that guy?"
> > "It was the Pope," another replied.
> > "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access
> > to all wisdom.""Well," the logger said,
> > "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
> > know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still
> > alive, or do we need to go back to Seattle and get another
> > one?"
 
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