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Republican cat

MsSage

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How can you tell its a republican???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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badaxemoo

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MsSage said:
How can you tell its a republican???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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It's hard to tell from the image, but let me take a few guesses:

He refuses to share his Meow Mix with less fortunate cats. He earned it, because he is so clever, after all.

He thinks spaying and neutering are violations of God's Law.

Black and brown cats make him nervous.

The sparrows attacked him so he cooked up some bogus intelligence to justify going to war against the rabbits.

He repeats, over and over, "you can have my claws when you pry them from my cold dead, paws", even though nobody really is interested in doing that.

He humps other Tomcats in secret, but tries to pass bills banning same-sex kitty marriage on the floor of the Feline Senate.
 

Nalen

Well-known member
badaxemoo said:
MsSage said:
How can you tell its a republican???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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It's hard to tell from the image, but let me take a few guesses:

He refuses to share his Meow Mix with less fortunate cats. He earned it, because he is so clever, after all.

>If he earned it why should he share it. Its the cats choice who he shares with. You can not make him share.

He thinks spaying and neutering are violations of God's Law.

<How many cats go to the kitty abortionist and say I just can't handle this responsibility?

Black and brown cats make him nervous.

< You should read a little bit on how the brain recieves cats of different cultures and colors. Its science. Bring some facts when you try and spout about racism.

The sparrows attacked him so he cooked up some bogus intelligence to justify going to war against the rabbits.

<The rabbits were harboring sparrows. Sadly the sparrows were well organized with the coyotes as well and fled there.

He repeats, over and over, "you can have my claws when you pry them from my cold dead, paws", even though nobody really is interested in doing that.

< You really are dense. If they could take the claws they would but there is too many cats that wont let that happen. Hell I bet you are in favor of declawing.

He humps other Tomcats in secret, but tries to pass bills banning same-sex kitty marriage on the floor of the Feline Senate.

<Sure all Republican cats are gay. Yep. You are just too dense. I really feel sorry for you. Good thing you have your own little liberal tribe to keep comforting you and tell you that your not the wierd one its the conservatives who are freaks.



I'm new here but my better judgement tells me you're not well recieved here. Am I right??
 

Lonecowboy

Well-known member
I'm new here but my better judgement tells me you're not well recieved here. Am I right??


Nalen- nailed it!!!

there are a handful on here like this Nalen-
gives us something to play with, they will cut and paste and do drive by postings, but when you confront them with facts they go away.
sometimes they get tricky and try to change the subject or demonize the messenger.
Once in awhile there will be an attempt at a group hug, then it all starts again.
If you want to see their true colors just bring up religion, I'm sure you can guess which side they are on.

you'll fit in well here Nalen-- welcome!!
 

Martin Jr.

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Oui
My grandparents on Dad's side spoke French, but Dad never learned it.
The only thing I remember him saying (when I was a young boy) was something he said his mother would say to her sons: "Gros d'hosen" which meant "too big for your britches"
 

badaxemoo

Well-known member
Martin Jr. said:
Oui
My grandparents on Dad's side spoke French, but Dad never learned it.
The only thing I remember him saying (when I was a young boy) was something he said his mother would say to her sons: "Gros d'hosen" which meant "too big for your britches"

In all seriousness, you did get me.

If I had realized that was a female cat, I would have put a Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann spin on my post.
 
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