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Republicans have tough questions for Hillary!!!

littlejoe

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Here ya go, hoppy wabbit!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Republican lawmakers asked increasingly tough questions today as they held another day of hearings to investigate, in the words of Rep. Darrell Issa (R-California), “Hillary Clinton’s suspiciously high poll numbers and what can be done to make them lower.”

“With the help of Fox News, we have brutally attacked Hillary Clinton for months, and yet she remains more popular than ever,” Rep. Issa said. “This committee needs to know how that happened, and how we can keep it from happening in the future.”


Rep. Issa pointed to recent polls showing the former Secretary of State trouncing every potential G.O.P. Presidential candidate, “even a skinnier version of Chris Christie.”

“We demand an answer to one simple question,” he said. “What does Secretary Clinton know that none of us knows?”

In his boldest allegation of the day, Rep. Issa accused Secretary Clinton of “cynically using her post as Secretary of State to become wildly popular with the American people.”

“I invite her to these hearings to answer those charges,” he said.

Wrapping up for the day, Rep. Issa warned the former Secretary of State that he was just getting started: “Once we Republicans decide to investigate someone, we don’t stop. If Secretary Clinton doesn’t believe me, she should ask her husband.”
 

Mike

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
The Borowitz silly crap I understand. What's with the hoppy wabbit crap?

I think LittleJoe is little. I mean like 10-12 years old little?

If he's having fun it's OK. I liked having fun at that age too. :wink:
 

littlejoe

Well-known member
Mike said:
Whitewing said:
The Borowitz silly crap I understand. What's with the hoppy wabbit crap?

I think LittleJoe is little. I mean like 10-12 years old little?

If he's having fun it's OK. I liked having fun at that age too. :wink:

Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..
 

Whitewing

Well-known member
littlejoe said:
Mike said:
Whitewing said:
The Borowitz silly crap I understand. What's with the hoppy wabbit crap?

I think LittleJoe is little. I mean like 10-12 years old little?

If he's having fun it's OK. I liked having fun at that age too. :wink:

Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..

I think you're trying a bit too hard.
 

Tam

Well-known member
littlejoe said:
Mike said:
Whitewing said:
The Borowitz silly crap I understand. What's with the hoppy wabbit crap?

I think LittleJoe is little. I mean like 10-12 years old little?

If he's having fun it's OK. I liked having fun at that age too. :wink:

Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..

The question is are you naturally stoned=--or what?!

littlejoe could you please limit your posting here until you pass the first grade at least? :?

meself :???:
 

Triangle Bar

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
littlejoe said:
Mike said:
I think LittleJoe is little. I mean like 10-12 years old little?

If he's having fun it's OK. I liked having fun at that age too. :wink:

Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..

I think you're trying a bit too hard.

I understand now why you post Borowitz...

You have to Borrow Wits from somebody.... since you don't have any wits yourself.
 

Whitewing

Well-known member
Triangle Bar said:
Whitewing said:
littlejoe said:
Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..

I think you're trying a bit too hard.

I understand now why you post Borowitz...

You have to Borrow Wits from somebody.... since you don't have any wits yourself.

I'll have you know I've posted some silly shyte, but never Borowitz. :D
 

Triangle Bar

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
Triangle Bar said:
Whitewing said:
I think you're trying a bit too hard.

I understand now why you post Borowitz...

You have to Borrow Wits from somebody.... since you don't have any wits yourself.

I'll have you know I've posted some silly shyte, but never Borowitz. :D

Silly shyte, I can stand.... heck I've done it myself but hopefully not on a daily basis.:wink:
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
littlejoe said:
Mike said:
I think LittleJoe is little. I mean like 10-12 years old little?

If he's having fun it's OK. I liked having fun at that age too. :wink:

Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..

I think you're trying a bit too hard.


Hate to tell you, I told you so, but...
 

iwannabeacowboy

Well-known member
........ "Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it."


I thought you were quoting, Guns and Roses- Civil War :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALhwQKTRAgA
 

iwannabeacowboy

Well-known member
littlejoe said:
Mike said:
Whitewing said:
The Borowitz silly crap I understand. What's with the hoppy wabbit crap?

I think LittleJoe is little. I mean like 10-12 years old little?

If he's having fun it's OK. I liked having fun at that age too. :wink:

Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..

It is obvious you are non-partisan by the way you constantly ridicule OWEbama..... :lol:

Since truth is generally self evident, your statements of being "not repub or any special party meself" is so redundent, why do you keep feeling the need to explain this? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, I crack myself up....
 

hopalong

Well-known member
immature, little oldtimer jr immature!!! follows oldtimer to a "T" with the "mutual friend" purposely mis spelled words, sooooo obvious :wink: :wink: :wink:
I do not get the "wabbit" bit but if it makes him feel special the that is good :D :D
 

Whitewing

Well-known member
hypocritexposer said:
Whitewing said:
littlejoe said:
Yo, Mikey! Don't post this for myself---there's kinda a gang of schoolyard bullies hang out here---paper tigers, one and all----oddly enuf, i got a mutual aquintanceship with one of them----turns out the character's got even more wabbit in him that would be typical----long story short, the guy's beating hisself up, been trying to build hisself up by tearing others down---i think he's trying to get turned around, asked me to post this kinda stuff---ya' know me, always hep the underdog...not repub or any special party meself---vote for the man---but repubs have kinda had a corner on the "can we get any sillier/stupider/more moronic/could we be any more ineffectual? " market ever since Shrub Bush. Throw in a sarah palin gazing wistfully across the fence @ rooshia, mix with a Romney---is that guy just naturally stoned=--or what?! an you gotta either laugh or cry..

I think you're trying a bit too hard.


Hate to tell you, I told you so, but...

Pathetic indeed.
 

littlejoe

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
hypocritexposer said:
Whitewing said:
I think you're trying a bit too hard.


Hate to tell you, I told you so, but...

Pathetic indeed.

Don't give up hopes, dopes:

CHARLESTON, S.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s stunning upset in a special congressional election on Tuesday served as an inspiration to liars across the state and beyond, prominent members of the lying community said tonight.

“In America, liars are always made to feel bad about ourselves, as if what we’re doing is wrong,” said Harland Dorrinson, fifty-seven, a liar from suburban Charleston. “Mark Sanford’s victory tonight is a victory for the lying lifestyle.”


Carol Foyler, thirty-six, a liar from Myrtle Beach, echoed those sentiments: “For the millions of dishonest children across America, tonight Mark Sanford has given them hope that someday, they can be somebody.”

At his victory rally in Charleston, the former governor acknowledged the liars in the audience and said that his victory sent an important message: “Every lie, no matter how big or small, has value.”

“As your Governor, I abused your trust. And as God is my witness, as your congressman, I will abuse it again,” he said, to thunderous applause.

Mr. Sanford, who had been behind in the polls in the waning weeks of the race, owed much of his last-minute surge to the support of the lying community, exit polls showed.

According to those exit polls, Mr. Sanford held a three-to-one lead among voters who described themselves as liars, cheaters, or sleazebags.

Furthermore, the polls showed, those same voters felt that Mr. Sanford’s opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch, did not have the lying experience necessary to serve in Congress.
 

littlejoe

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
That's almost as hilarious the second time around. :roll:

So's this one:

(due to unprecidented demand--predominately by cadre of paper tiger pantywadders---retro boro is hotter than bushie @ an idjit convention)

MONTICELLO (The Borowitz Report)—Visiting Thomas Jefferson’s historic home, Monticello, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin today paid tribute to the nation’s third President, telling an audience of supporters, “We must never forget the wisdom of Jefferson, and his wife, Weezy.”

Governor Palin said that “at a time of our history when the American people needed leadership, it was Jefferson who said the immortal words, ‘We’re movin’ on up.’”

The former Alaska Governor, criticized in recent days over her grasp of American history, used the Monticello speech to demonstrate her knowledge of the country’s founding fathers.


“Let us have the ingenuity of Benjamin Franklin, who invented the electric chair,” she said.

“Let us have the honesty of George Washington, who told his father that he chopped down a cherry tree because it was blocking his view of Russia,” she added. “And let us have Washington’s perseverance, which he demonstrated during that harsh winter at Sweet Valley High.”

But she saved her most fulsome praise for her favorite American hero, Paul Revere: “In his famous cry, ‘One if by land, two if by sea,’ Paul Revere proved that you don’t have to know how to count higher than two to be a great American.”

At the end of her speech in Monticello, Governor Palin said that she was looking forward to the next stop on her bus tour, Philadelphia, “the home of the Taco Bell.”
 

Whitewing

Well-known member
(due to unprecidented demand--predominately by cadre of paper tiger pantywadders---retro boro is hotter than bushie @ an idjit convention)

Somehow the hostility you display doesn't quite square up with the overall treatment you've received the few times you've attempted to engage in debate.

Could you elaborate on the reason for the hostility?

The response to the grade-schoolesque Borowitz reports is predictable for the conservative crowd.
 

Soapweed

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
(due to unprecidented demand--predominately by cadre of paper tiger pantywadders---retro boro is hotter than bushie @ an idjit convention)

Somehow the hostility you display doesn't quite square up with the overall treatment you've received the few times you've attempted to engage in debate.

Could you elaborate on the reason for the hostility?

The response to the grade-schoolesque Borowitz reports is predictable for the conservative crowd.

Borowitz's stuff is very juvenile, shallow, and quite lacking in funniness.
 
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