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Republicans on top of game!! Gonna blow Hill outa the water

littlejoe

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Folks, I'm still hooked up---Halliburton deigned to show up, in force, finally---!

But I also know my many loyal readers and admirers will wanna read this while the ink's still wet--enjoy!!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Potential Republican Presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) said today that he believes he has a “secret weapon” that will derail Hillary Clinton’s 2016 White House bid: “A little-known affair between her husband and a White House intern, Monica Lewinsky.”

Appearing on the Fox News Channel, Paul told the host Sean Hannity, “Sean, when the American people find out about this scandal, they are going to be shocked, truly shocked. It didn’t get a lot of coverage at the time.”


Asked by Hannity how the scandal could have remained under wraps for so long, Paul replied, “You’ll have to ask Bill and Hillary that. Let’s just say they’ve pulled a lot of strings to keep this story out of the mainstream media.”

“Unfortunately for them, Sean, I have the details on this juicy scandal and I’m prepared to share them with the American people,” he said. “I think it’s going to be a game-changer.”

While he believes that the shocking revelations about President Clinton’s Oval Office dalliances will be enough to destroy Hillary’s 2016 ambitions, Paul confirmed that he has other arrows in his quiver.

“It turns out that Hillary was involved in a business deal called Whitewater,” he said. “When the American people find out about this, it’s going to blow their minds.”
 

Mike

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An exerpt:
ANNOUNCER: This is ABC News Nightline. Reporting from Washington, Ted Koppel.

TED KOPPEL: Almost exactly two years ago, a subpoena was issued for some billing records from the Rose Law Firm in Little Rock, Arkansas. These are records that go back about 10 years or so and that would, it was believed, shed some light on how much work attorney Hillary Clinton did on a particular real estate deal, and for whom she did that work. For the better part of these last two years, those records could not be found. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, they turned up earlier this month in the office of a woman named Carolyn Huber. What turned that into a major story is that Ms Huber works at the White House, and that she says she found the billing records in the private quarters of the first family - found them, in fact, last August, right outside Mrs Clinton's private office - didn't know what they were, packed them up, didn't realize what they were until a couple of weeks ago, when she was tidying up her own office. If someone has been deliberately concealing those records, that would be a federal crime. The White House says that a surprisingly large number of people actually had access to the Clintons' private quarters last August We'll tell you more about that later, but we want to use most of our time this evening to put this latest development into context. We begin by taking something both the President and the first lady have said recently.

PRES BILL CLINTON: I just would like to ask the American people to take a deep breath, relax, and listen to the first lady's answers, because we've been through this for over four years now, and every time a set of questions comes up, we answer the questions, and we go on, the American people are satisfied, and they will be again.

HILLARY CLINTON, FIRST LADY: ('20/20,' January 19, 1996) We've had questions raised for the last four years, and eventually they're answered, and they go away, and more questions come up.

CHRIS BURY, ABC NEWS (VO): The President and Mrs Clinton complain that the questions keep changing, but the controversies over Whitewater and the Travel Office have stayed alive, in large part, because the answers keep changing, too.
 

hypocritexposer

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The Republicans seem fairly successful in stopping obama, at least that's what obama claims.

turns out he has to be lawless to get anything done...and the Dems. are behind him all the way.
 
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Andy Borowitz

Boehner Caught in Reasonableness Scandal

WASHINGTON - Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) was embroiled today in a reasonableness scandal that could cost him his career, congressional insiders said. "Speaker Boehner has presented a debt ceiling deal that is entirely rational and sensible," said Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn). "I know those are harsh word to use, but if the shoe fits." Said Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas): "The Speaker's deal would keep the government running, free of disruptions, without holding the American people hostage and plunging the world economy into chaos. That goes against everything we Republicans stand for."

And now Obama even has Boehner acting sensible !
 

hypocritexposer

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maybe you guys should worry more about how your President continues to break the law with every passing day and a little less on satire. I think you are losing sight of the big picture.
 

Mike

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Oldtimer said:
Andy Borowitz

Boehner Caught in Reasonableness Scandal

WASHINGTON - Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) was embroiled today in a reasonableness scandal that could cost him his career, congressional insiders said. "Speaker Boehner has presented a debt ceiling deal that is entirely rational and sensible," said Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn). "I know those are harsh word to use, but if the shoe fits." Said Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas): "The Speaker's deal would keep the government running, free of disruptions, without holding the American people hostage and plunging the world economy into chaos. That goes against everything we Republicans stand for."

And now Obama even has Boehner acting sensible !

Boehner is opening up the cash register and letting Buckwheat hang himself by spending like a drunken sailor. He has that tendency, you know.

But no need for you to worry, your grandkids will pay it off.

:lol:
 

Faster horses

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Mike said:
Oldtimer said:
Andy Borowitz

Boehner Caught in Reasonableness Scandal

WASHINGTON - Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) was embroiled today in a reasonableness scandal that could cost him his career, congressional insiders said. "Speaker Boehner has presented a debt ceiling deal that is entirely rational and sensible," said Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn). "I know those are harsh word to use, but if the shoe fits." Said Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas): "The Speaker's deal would keep the government running, free of disruptions, without holding the American people hostage and plunging the world economy into chaos. That goes against everything we Republicans stand for."

And now Obama even has Boehner acting sensible !



Boehner is opening up the cash register and letting Buckwheat hang himself by spending like a drunken sailor. He has that tendency, you know.

But no need for you to worry, your grandkids will pay it off.

:lol:

The Repubs sure changed their tune, didn't they? Rubio gave the Repubs a way out, but they didn't take it. They aren't very good at stopping or even slowing the Democrats from spending money. The Dems are very good at getting their own way.
 

hypocritexposer

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Faster horses said:
The Repubs sure changed their tune, didn't they? Rubio gave the Repubs a way out, but they didn't take it. They aren't very good at stopping or even slowing the Democrats from spending money. The Dems are very good at getting their own way.

They have finally decided to feed him the rope...they should have done it years ago.
 

hopalong

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Notice where lil joe and his oldtimer daddy get their nesws???
non other than Borowitz,,,,, they sat around the table together and decided who would post what from borowitz,,,,,,,, oppppps one is the other both the same!!!! :D :D :D
 

littlejoe

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hopalong said:
Notice where lil joe and his oldtimer daddy get their nesws???
non other than Borowitz,,,,, they sat around the table together and decided who would post what from borowitz,,,,,,,, oppppps one is the other both the same!!!! :D :D :D

You got it, hoppy! We're---I'm---he---us---one of them multiple personalities in one carcass deals! He does the beefin, sherrifinen, cold north east mt ranching.

I take care of the sheep, chickens, ducks, mt changeable eastslopin', dabble in oil up and downstreamin, rotarywinging

Yessireebob, he likes shooting prairie dogs and peddlers I'm against fishin in the rain and sortin hippy chicks as when you start cullin you're gonna miss something---hey hows the low hour fixed wing vfr good ol' boy doing? ground looped 'er lately?
 
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