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Republicans plan response to SOU speech

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January 28, 2014

Republicans Promise to Respond to State of Union with Grumpiest Faces Ever



Posted by Andy Borowitz


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — As President Obama prepares to deliver his State of the Union address tonight, congressional Republicans are promising to respond with what they call their grumpiest faces ever.

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia) confirmed that the G.O.P. have been practicing in front of mirrors for weeks in the hopes of creating just the right grouchy-face look for the TV cameras.



“Tonight, President Obama is going to lay out his vision for this country,” he said. “We owe it to the American people to look like someone just pissed in our cornflakes.”

For some, the task of looking crabby “is just another day at the office,” said Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), widely viewed by his fellow-Republicans as the reigning sourpuss in Congress.

“It’s a gift I have,” he said. “It’s one of the perks of being a steaming cauldron of spite.”

Perhaps the most sustained performance of sulkiness will fall to House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who will be seated behind the President and therefore will be on camera for the entire duration of the address.

“There’s a lot of pressure on me to look sullen for an entire hour, but I’m up to it,” he said. “It helps that I will be in the same room with so many people I despise.”

On FB they are taking bets on how many glasses/bottles of booze old Boehner will drink during the speech! :p :lol:
 

Traveler

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Will the amount of alcohol consumed by those trying to sit through the lies of our enemy be greater than the amount of vomit produced by those trying to sit through the lies of our enemy? :???:
 

Tam

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I heard rumors that more than a few Democrats are going to be putting on their p*zzed of faces too in hopes they can convince voters that lost their health insurance they don't support Obamacare anymore. But you can bet Pelosi is painting a big smile on her botoxed face in support of her failing hero Obama. :roll:
 

Tam

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Traveler said:
Will the amount of alcohol consumed by those trying to sit through the lies of our enemy be greater than the amount of vomit produced by those trying to sit through the lies of our enemy? :???:

What I would like to know is how much cocaine Obama is doing to screw up enough courage to go out in front of the nations and LIE AGAIN. He admits he did cocaine in college to handle stress and he has got to be under an extreme amount of stress with his trust issue with American voters after it was proved he has REPEATEDLY LIED TO THEM.
 

hopalong

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jay lino on obama

"I tell you, this winter storm has left thousands without electricity. It's as if President Obama had taken over the power companies"

Read more: http://newsbusters.org/category/people/jay-leno#ixzz2rjNIgXiE
 

littlejoe

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hopalong said:
jay lino on obama

"I tell you, this winter storm has left thousands without electricity. It's as if President Obama had taken over the power companies"

Read more: http://newsbusters.org/category/people/jay-leno#ixzz2rjNIgXiE

Good one, hoppy!! Say, if you're going by tam's could I get you to drop off a box o' bon bons and some fuzzy slippers with rabbits on them?
 

hopalong

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sure but only if you have not worn them,,, neither of us want to touch them if you have!!! Besides oldtimer and flounder will miss them

How about this



http://www.politico.com/multimedia/video/2014/01/harry-reid-dozed-through-past-state-of-the-unions.html

funny how Tam gets you and oldtimers depends so wet EH???
 

Tam

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Geez does anyone really think Peewee joe is furthering his leftard opinions by hitting on a married woman that has ABSOLUTELY no intention of excepting ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING that has been sent to her by a certifiable fruitcake? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

littlejoe

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hopalong said:
littlejoe said:
Wowser! I wondered who'd been wetting them!

Didn't think you would have a clue who's weewee was in YOUR depends :D :D :D
That's bad enuf. Evidently on the last wine bender I went on, some sob snuck in and left quite a mess---peanuts, corn, pudding, etc.
 

littlejoe

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Tam said:
Geez does anyone really think Peewee joe is furthering his leftard opinions by hitting on a married woman that has ABSOLUTELY no intention of excepting ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING that has been sent to her by a certifiable fruitcake? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alright--that's not fair! At least try the fruitcake, it's my sainted aunts' recipe. The wabbit slippers got big ears, are pink and fuzzy----and you just might find some sensual oil tucked into one and some snacks in the other---I realize you femme fatals got varous moods and needs.....Hey! I saw a car with 'learners permit' plates on it heading down I-90 today--you running sask plates? Was that you?!
 

Larrry

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.Hey! I saw a car with 'learners permit' plates on it heading down I-90 today--you running sask plates? Was that you?!

no just a leftwingernut running because he can't defend obamas failures[/quote]
 

Tam

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littlejoe said:
Tam said:
Geez does anyone really think Peewee joe is furthering his leftard opinions by hitting on a married woman that has ABSOLUTELY no intention of excepting ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING that has been sent to her by a certifiable fruitcake? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alright--that's not fair! At least try the fruitcake, it's my sainted aunts' recipe. The wabbit slippers got big ears, are pink and fuzzy----and you just might find some sensual oil tucked into one and some snacks in the other---I realize you femme fatals got varous moods and needs.....Hey! I saw a car with 'learners permit' plates on it heading down I-90 today--you running sask plates? Was that you?!

I'm beginning to understand why Obama added the requirement for mental healthcare in his mandated insurance coverage. :roll:
 

littlejoe

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Larrry said:
.Hey! I saw a car with 'learners permit' plates on it heading down I-90 today--you running sask plates? Was that you?!

no just a leftwingernut running because he can't defend obamas failures
[/quote]

Folks with sask plates ("learners permits" all over western Canada) are pretty conservative, hard working people. You need to focus on your reality duck call show and shut up about things and people you know nothing about.
 

littlejoe

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Tam said:
littlejoe said:
Tam said:
Geez does anyone really think Peewee joe is furthering his leftard opinions by hitting on a married woman that has ABSOLUTELY no intention of excepting ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING that has been sent to her by a certifiable fruitcake? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alright--that's not fair! At least try the fruitcake, it's my sainted aunts' recipe. The wabbit slippers got big ears, are pink and fuzzy----and you just might find some sensual oil tucked into one and some snacks in the other---I realize you femme fatals got varous moods and needs.....Hey! I saw a car with 'learners permit' plates on it heading down I-90 today--you running sask plates? Was that you?!

I'm beginning to understand why Obama added the requirement for mental healthcare in his mandated insurance coverage. :roll:

It's no good, my cuddlesome Canadian cumquat----your sis in law saw you crossing the border @ wildhorse---all 'painted up' lookin' fer love--I know---I know---it's bigger than bof of us but you gotta be strong and go home----
 

Faster horses

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littlejoe said:
Tam said:
littlejoe said:
Alright--that's not fair! At least try the fruitcake, it's my sainted aunts' recipe. The wabbit slippers got big ears, are pink and fuzzy----and you just might find some sensual oil tucked into one and some snacks in the other---I realize you femme fatals got varous moods and needs.....Hey! I saw a car with 'learners permit' plates on it heading down I-90 today--you running sask plates? Was that you?!

I'm beginning to understand why Obama added the requirement for mental healthcare in his mandated insurance coverage. :roll:

It's no good, my cuddlesome Canadian cumquat----your sis in law saw you crossing the border @ wildhorse---all 'painted up' lookin' fer love--I know---I know---it's bigger than bof of us but you gotta be strong and go home----

If this isn't considered stalking someone, it's darn close.
 

hopalong

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Nah oldtimer would never STALK anyone :wink: NEVER go into anyone's back yard,,,, :wink: never talk to relatives about anyone,,, :wink: never slam anyone about dual citizen ship
NAH oldtimer would never do that :roll: :roll: :roll:

Opppppssss were you talking about oldimer or liljoe ?? aren't they one and the same???
 

Tam

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littlejoe said:
Tam said:
littlejoe said:
Alright--that's not fair! At least try the fruitcake, it's my sainted aunts' recipe. The wabbit slippers got big ears, are pink and fuzzy----and you just might find some sensual oil tucked into one and some snacks in the other---I realize you femme fatals got varous moods and needs.....Hey! I saw a car with 'learners permit' plates on it heading down I-90 today--you running sask plates? Was that you?!

I'm beginning to understand why Obama added the requirement for mental healthcare in his mandated insurance coverage. :roll:

It's no good, my cuddlesome Canadian cumquat----your sis in law saw you crossing the border @ wildhorse---all 'painted up' lookin' fer love--I know---I know---it's bigger than bof of us but you gotta be strong and go home----

Yep keep it up peewee, the next knock at the door could be a couple gentlemen to fit you for a nice new jacket. :wink:
 

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