RETIREMENT
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town
and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I
came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to
him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Run,
Hillary, Run."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town
and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I
came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to
him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Run,
Hillary, Run."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health.