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Retirement

Goodpasture

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Earl and Gladys Hinley retired and were enjoying their life .... but Gladys wasn't exactly ready to throw in the towel ....

One Sunday, as she sat readying the paper, she came across and ad and woke Earl up to tell him about it.

"Look honey ... we can take a week long cruise with all of our meals provided ... Las Vegas style shows .... you know ... we could be carefree and act like we were kids again, if you know what I mean ....."

So Earl headed down to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for a box of Dramamine and a box of condoms ......


A few weeks later ... as Gladys was reading the paper, she woke Earl once more and said: " Look Earl ... we can take a TWO week cruise and be kids again, just like last time ....."

So Earl hauls it down to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for TWO boxes of Dramamine and TWO boxes of condoms ....


A fw weeks after that .... Earl wakes to the sounds of Gladys sqealing about a MONTH long cruise ...... so he heads back to the pharmacy and asks for a CASE of Dramamine and a CASE of condoms ....

The pharmacist just looks at him and says: "Mr. Hinley ... if it makes you so sick ... WHY do you do it???"
 
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