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REVISED OFFICIAL DNC CONVENTION SCHEDULE RELEASED!!!

hypocritexposer

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Here's the revised and official schedule of events for the Democrat National Convention, to be held in Charlotte, North Carolina, from Tuesday to Thursday, September 4th to September 6th, 2012.:

PLEASE NOTE: Race card, gender card, LGBT card or progressive, socialist, communist, fascist or Marxist sympathies or affiliation required for entry to this event (All employees of the major television networks granted immediate entry).

04:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

04:05 PM - 'The Word.. The Word.. The Word' - By Nancy Pelosi

04:06 PM – Singing of "God Damn America", led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

04:10 PM – 'Pledge of Allegiance to Obama', led by The Obamabots:

04:15 PM – 'I Hate America' Choir, led by Michelle Obama

04:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton

04:45 PM – 'I am Woman', performed by Helen Reddy, Janet Napolitano, Sonia Sotomayor & Elena Kagan

05:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden

05:15 PM - Ceremonial Abortion Performed on Sandra Fluke by Planned Parenthood

05:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer & Anthony Weiner Speak on "Family Values" via Satellite

05:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States, sponsored by Columbia University

06:00 PM – 'Best of Biden's Bloopers' - Joe Biden

06:45 PM - (Intermission)

07:00 PM - 'Best of Biden's Bloopers (Cont'd) - Joe Biden

08:00 PM - Document Forging, Identity Theft & Ghost Writing - Alex Okrent (Replaced by Bill Ayers)

08:30 PM – 'Rite of Arab Spring' (Crucifixion of Christians) performed by Muslim Brotherhood

09:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

09:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at GITMO – Michael Moore

09:45 PM – Personal Finance & Tax Seminar - Charlie Rangle & Timothy Geithner

10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners in a "Nation of Cowards" - Eric Holder

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan

11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium & Tire Gauge Demonstration, performed by The Solyndras

11:15 PM – 'Free Gov. Blagojevich' rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior

12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing

03:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech (Big F'ing Deal)
 
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