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Rightwingnut Red Riding hood

MsSage

Well-known member
I found this quoted on another blog and I had to share. Even the left leaning should enjoy this part version of Roald Dahl's Red Riding Hood....
He sat there watching her and smiled
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
She's going to taste like caviare.

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, "But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on."

"That's wrong!" cried Wolf. "Have you forgot
"To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
"Ah well, no matter what you say,
"I'm going to eat you anyway."
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang, bang, bang, she shoots him dead.


Ms. Hood -- and her new wolfskin coat -- also turn up later to play a pivotal role in the tale of the three little pigs. :)
 

MsSage

Well-known member
I thought you were going to say she turned up to run for VP of the U.S.
I didnt write this Roald Dahl did and since he died in 1990 I am sure it had NOTHING to do with Palin :roll:
 
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