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RMS Obama Does Best Titanic Impression

hypocritexposer

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RMS Obama Does Best Titanic Impression

The RMS Obama was christened in 2009 with much fanfare and tingly leg sensations. Here at Rancor News we wonder if they might be repeating the same mistakes of the Titanic. When the Titanic launched newspapers proclaimed, “God Himself Couldn't Sink The Titanic.” In hindsight one might get the idea that God may have taken offense to that. When RMS Obama won the primary; papers pondered whether Obama is “The One.” Obama himself proclaimed, “this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” After hours on hold listening to Amy Grant, God responded saying, “The One? If I wasn't all knowing I would wonder if people ever learn from their mistakes. Did no one see what I did to Jet Li's career after he did “The One?” I create the heavens and the earth and you guys decide “the one” is a political hack who can't read without a teleprompter? Whats a God gotta do to get a little respect?” Obama responded explaining, “They didn't teach that at my church.”

The Titanic was the pinnacle of nautical engineering in its day taking advantage of the latest innovations and technology. The RMS Obama campaign also utilized technology to grow one of the most influential grassroots organizations the world has seen. This advanced technology and use of social networking easily capsized the McCain/Palin canoe in route to victory in 2008. The test drive is over now and it appears that many Obama supporters voted for him before they voted against him. The majority of Americans didn't support health care reform, a warning RMS Obama ignored. His approval ratings are down. Cap and Trade is a bust. The stimulus is looking like wasted billions. By most accounts the administration needs a course correction but it is ever more apparent that it is difficult to turn 46,328 gross tons of ego.

The Titanic had four sixty-two foot funnels but only three were functional. The fourth was used only for ventilation purposes and was added to make the ship look more impressive. The RMS Obama has three useful members. Obama, Pelosi, and Reid managed to force through health care reform despite iceberg warnings. The fourth, gaff prone Vice President Biden, was installed to give the appearance of experience and is often caught letting out hot air. As the saying goes, loose lips sink ships.

Damned the icebergs, full speed ahead! Will the Affordable Care Act be RMS Obama's iceberg? Will the gulf oil spill sink the once heralded president? It may takes years before the truth is uncovered but right now the flares have gone up and life rafts are being boarded. Damn the women and children just make sure GM, AIG, and Goldman Sachs are on board. RMS Obama is taking on debt faster and dropping faster than the stock market on Fat Finger Friday. The “Mid-Atlantic” elections will be here in November and it looks like Democrats are sunk.

Tyson Bam

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