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OldDog/NewTricks

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The Top 16 Rodeo Pick-Up Lines

16. "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off *you*, Darlin'."
15. "Here's my number, call me if you need a few bucks."
14. "Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"
13. "Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested in a little team ropin'?"
12. "I can see by your Wranglers that you're a Jewish man..."
11. "Er, yeah... I *am* in the Village People."
10. "How'd you like to put a pinch of *me* between your cheek and gum?"
9. "Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
8. "Got 8 seconds?"
7. "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
6. "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
5. "You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."
4. "Honey, I *need* a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."
3. "Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"
2. "Mooooooooo."
and the Number 1 Rodeo Pick-Up Line...
1. "That's right, I said F*** and the horse you rode in on.'"

Some of My Old Lines

“Mam – I’m the Chicken Inspector, I need to check your Thighs?”
“Brand Inspector, I’d like to check your Calves!”
Aa hoo - I think I’m in love again!
Is she prutty or is it just closing time!
If I said something out of line – I might say
Excuse me Mam – I though you was a tree!

None of these worked well!

What are your Lines?
 

EJ

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These are lines I`d heard 30 yrs ago:

Yes yes I ride buckin horses and I ride them quite well, outside pkease.

With a long rope and a fast horse, you`ll be my date.
 

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Quitters than my Friends – I would sit and just look at the Field
Then I’d pick one out and I say something like –
Do you know you have One Leg thinner than the other? (Everyone Does) (You get their attention and it starts Talks)
Then I said it to a girl that had Polio when she was younger.
I really felt bad and had to change to another Body Part.
Look Intense and say - Do you have one boob that’s bigger than the other? (Everyone Does)

Years ago a group of us were at the Cow Palace I saw a Cowgal in very tight pants and asked –
My God Gal – How do you go about getting into those Pants?
She looked at me Coolly and said “You Start With A Kiss!”
 

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