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Romney poll results in!

littlejoe

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a possible setback for Mitt Romney’s latest Presidential ambitions, a new poll reveals that a majority of Americans now regard the former Massachusetts governor as a stalker.

The poll results suggest that Romney’s presence in every Presidential campaign in recent memory has taken its toll on the American people, who have expressed disbelief that he would return after being repeatedly told in no uncertain terms that he was not wanted.


Additionally, many of those surveyed said that they previously felt harassed by the Massachusetts governor’s relentless e-mails and phone calls, and favored some form of intervention to keep Romney from contacting them in the future.

In an indication of how much Romney’s serial candidacies have traumatized the American people, more than fifty per cent said that they would support a restraining order to keep the former nominee five hundred feet from the United States until the 2016 election had safely passed.

In an interview on Monday, Romney said that the inauspicious poll results would not discourage him from seeking the White House for a third time. “I know that I’m the right man for the American people, and nothing they say or do will stop me,” he said.
 

Steve

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a possible setback for Hillery Clinton latest Presidential ambitions, a new poll reveals that a majority of Americans now regard the former Secretary of State as a stalker.

The poll results suggest that Clinton’s presence in every Presidential campaign in recent memory has taken its toll on the American people, who have expressed disbelief that she would return after being repeatedly told in no uncertain terms that she was not wanted.


Additionally, many of those surveyed said that they previously felt harassed by the former Secretary of State relentless e-mails and phone calls, and favored some form of intervention to keep Clinton from contacting them in the future.

In an indication of how much Hillery's serial candidacies have traumatized the American people, more than fifty per cent said that they would support a restraining order to keep the former Secretary of State five hundred feet from the United States until the 2016 election had safely passed.

In an interview on Monday, Hillery said that the inauspicious poll results would not discourage her from seeking the White House again. “I know that I’m the right person for the American people, and nothing they say or do will stop me,” She said.

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Larrry

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Steve said:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a possible setback for Hillery Clinton latest Presidential ambitions, a new poll reveals that a majority of Americans now regard the former Secretary of State as a stalker.

The poll results suggest that Clinton’s presence in every Presidential campaign in recent memory has taken its toll on the American people, who have expressed disbelief that she would return after being repeatedly told in no uncertain terms that she was not wanted.


Additionally, many of those surveyed said that they previously felt harassed by the former Secretary of State relentless e-mails and phone calls, and favored some form of intervention to keep Clinton from contacting them in the future.

In an indication of how much Hillery's serial candidacies have traumatized the American people, more than fifty per cent said that they would support a restraining order to keep the former Secretary of State five hundred feet from the United States until the 2016 election had safely passed.

In an interview on Monday, Hillery said that the inauspicious poll results would not discourage her from seeking the White House again. “I know that I’m the right person for the American people, and nothing they say or do will stop me,” She said.

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Exactly...the sad part about her on top of this is that she has shown she doesn't care about American lives
 

Larrry

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Western terror labs have finally produced a weapon so horrific that it has shaken Islamic world to the core, making over a billion people from Morocco to Indonesia fear for the survival of their freedoms, morals, beliefs, cultures, governments, and the very life itself.

The new weapon of terror, the so-called "Cartoon," is capable of delivering an equivalent of one million Hiroshima bombs, resulting in a horrendous mass destruction like none seen on Earth before.

Ahmed Jihad of the Qatar-funded charity Make Bombs, Not Cartoons sadly stated that "This is the end of a tenuous peace between Muslims and Infidels, with only the occasional beheading, open market suicide bomb, or fiery suicide plane mission."

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Howard Dean and John
Kerry launch investigation
to determine the extent to
which Bush knew about the
cartoons prior to their
publication.

"I see no way to combat this horrific infidel weapon other than by balanced, fair, and rational hostage-taking, bomb-throwing, and embassy-burning, based on strict Islamic law and mutual understanding of our common goal, which is the Islamization of Earth," Mr. Jihad added. "These methods have proven efficient in dealing with the West in the past."

Qatar, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, and Iran have been clandestinely working on the "Mother of All Erasers," in an attempt to control the budding menace of cartoon proliferation.

"You can kill one infidel with a sword, but if he has already published a Mohammed cartoon, the cat is out of the fire, so to speak. With our new eraser technology, we may stand a chance at eliminating the cartoons before the damage is done," said Rabid Habibi, a member of People for the Unethical Treatment of Infidels.

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People for the Unethical
Treatment of Infidels:
Stop cartoon proliferation
before it destroys this
wonderful green planet
of ours!


French, German, and U.K. politicians have already promised to deliver any wayward cartoonists to the proper authorities for beheading.

Said English foreign secretary Jack Straw, "We stand with our Islamist brethren on the precipice of an escalation from the current calm discourse to a world in which cartoons are free to offend willy-nilly, resulting in the need for retaliation against infidels on a broad scale. We in the West understand this, and will do our part to maintain the peace."

In the U.S., Howard Dean and John Kerry plan to hold special hearings on the matter, and are proposing a bill criminalizing the depiction of all Islamic religious figures.

A probe is underway to determine the extent to which the Bush Administration knew about these cartoons prior to their publication.



- See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/islam-s-struggle-against-cartoon-terrorism-t521.html#sthash.dDI5tywt.dpuf
 

Steve

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well CNN and the other liberal shows were scared enough to bow down...

One day after the latest cover of Charlie Hebdo was unveiled, CNN and MSNBC have announced they will not show the cover on air, with the Turner network saying it was due to “potentially offensive images of the prophet.”

“NBC News and other networks have made the editorial decision not to show the cover,” Diaz-Balart said on “The Rundown” Tuesday morning.

Meanwhile, Fox News showed the cover
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2015/01/13/cnn-wont-republish-charlie-hebdo-cartoons-will-republish-al-qaeda-propaganda/

gutless... --------
 

loomixguy

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One excuse I heard was the network honchos were afraid for their correspondents overseas meeting the same fate as the folks in Paris. Apparently their names or logos figure prominently in the signage on the buildings they occupy in foreign countries.
 

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