Roping on Christmas Day (Changed the event) (Golf to Roping)
Four old timers were playing their weekly roping day , and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument go directly to a roping, meet his buddies and roping a round or two. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are at a roping arena. The first guy says, "Boy this Event cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the
cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this Roping. I slapped
my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great
morning for sex or Roping,' and she said, 'You'll need a sweater....'"