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Roswell, NM

Liberty Belle

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Roswell, NM

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been reportedly covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

John F. Kerry

William Jefferson Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? Certainly hope this piece of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. :D
 

Goodpasture

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Is there any reason why you keep spreading these lies?

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
March 31, 1948

Hillary Rodham Clinton
October 26, 1947

John F. Kerry
December 11, 1943

William Jefferson Clinton
August 19, 1946

Howard Dean
November 17, 1948

Nancy Pelosi
March 26, 1940

Dianne Feinstein
June 22, 1933

Charles E. Schumer
November 23, 1950

Barbara Boxer
November 11, 1940

Just goes to show that you not only don't check your facts, you don't have any concept of integrity, preferring to spew hatred than reasoned argument or discussion.
 

passin thru

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It's a joke for crying out loud

Ya know I had a dog that was always seemed angry at the world and would always try to bite someone. I took him to the vet..............he said I could casterate him to try and control his anger. If that didn't work he said I could put him to sleep. :lol:
 

Mike

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passin thru said:
It's a joke for crying out loud

Ya know I had a dog that was always seemed angry at the world and would always try to bite someone. I took him to the vet..............he said I could casterate him to try and control his anger. If that didn't work he said I could put him to sleep. :lol:

Libs don't do humor. :lol:
 
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Anonymous

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Mike said:
passin thru said:
It's a joke for crying out loud

Ya know I had a dog that was always seemed angry at the world and would always try to bite someone. I took him to the vet..............he said I could casterate him to try and control his anger. If that didn't work he said I could put him to sleep. :lol:

Libs don't do humor. :lol:

But you can't tell its a joke when a Repub tells it-- cause they don't ever smile :wink: :lol:
 

Tex

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I will have to admit that I have seen a flying saucer too.








It came right after a cup, a spoon, and a potholder.
 

Big Muddy rancher

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Goodpasture said:
Is there any reason why you keep spreading these lies?

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
March 31, 1948

Hillary Rodham Clinton
October 26, 1947

John F. Kerry
December 11, 1943

William Jefferson Clinton
August 19, 1946

Howard Dean
November 17, 1948

Nancy Pelosi
March 26, 1940

Dianne Feinstein
June 22, 1933

Charles E. Schumer
November 23, 1950

Barbara Boxer
November 11, 1940

Just goes to show that you not only don't check your facts, you don't have any concept of integrity, preferring to spew hatred than reasoned argument or discussion.


So your saying that Al Gore was carried to term and Hillary was a preemie? :lol:
 

Sandhusker

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You'll notice they are argueing the dates and not the geneology.

Personally, I think the very existance of those people is proof that conception is possible from anal sex.
 
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Anonymous

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Sandhusker said:
You'll notice they are argueing the dates and not the geneology.

Personally, I think the very existance of those people is proof that conception is possible from anal sex.

Are you saying your children were born from that particular sexual act? Interesting. Otherwise, how would you know?
 

Sandhusker

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ff said:
Sandhusker said:
You'll notice they are argueing the dates and not the geneology.

Personally, I think the very existance of those people is proof that conception is possible from anal sex.

Are you saying your children were born from that particular sexual act? Interesting. Otherwise, how would you know?

That's the best comeback you can come up with? Take some more time and try again.
 

Mike

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ff said:
Sandhusker said:
You'll notice they are argueing the dates and not the geneology.

Personally, I think the very existance of those people is proof that conception is possible from anal sex.

Are you saying your children were born from that particular sexual act? Interesting. Otherwise, how would you know?

Gee! It was just an ANALogy. :lol:

You Libs need to get some humor. To be such jokes, ya'll are way too serious.
 

Liberty Belle

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Liberals sure can't take a joke, can they? It's a good thing the rest of you were here to explain it to them. :shock:

I didn't realize there were that many blond Norwegian liberals on this board... Or are ordinary liberals just psychologically incapable of humor? :p

Would it help if we drew pictures? Or typed real slow? :???:

How about if you libs see something I post, just let the conservatives read it so you won't get so upset? They're the only folks who understand anyway.
 

passin thru

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Dedicated to all those LEFTEWINGMOVEONORGDEMOCRATS

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