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Rulebook For Moonbats

Mike

Well-known member
Rule 1.0 - If you don't agree with our unfair stereotype of conservatism, you will be guilty of conforming to our unfair stereotype of conservatism.

Rule 2.0 - All Republicans are guilty of something and it is usually mass murder.
Rule 2.1 - If Republicans have not been found guilty of something just give us time and pay for the investigation. We will find something.
Rule 2.3 - "To be accused is to be guilty." Never let yourself defend a Republican or conservative even if you know information that would exonorate them. The minor civil rights violations of a conservative are worth it for the cause.

Rule 3.0 - Democrats are NEVER guilty of anything. Ever.
Rule 3.1 - If a Democrat ever makes a mistake or is accidentally found guilty of something; BLAME THE REPUBLICANS.

Rule 4.0 - It is not who VOTES that matter. Rather it is who COUNTS the votes that matter. Please refer to Washington State and Oregon State elections offices.
Rule 4.1 - It is OK for Democrats to fix elections and find votes for dead people. It is NOT ok for Republicans to find fault with that.

Rule 5.0 - Americans share our moonbat values. However never, ever campaign on Moonbat values because Americans are stupid and will never actually vote for Democrats if they really KNEW they shared our moonbat values.
Rule 5.1 - Never, ever under any circumstances admit rule 5.0.

Rule 6.0 - Bush did it. Unless it is good.

Rule 7.0 - Make sure we always attack the military. However, ALWAYS say we are defending the military when we are attacking them. The mainstream press will never know the difference.

Rule 8.0 - Do not ever speak in public or post to a conservative blog the way we normally speak amongst ourselves. We know we have potty mouths but we really really don't want everyone else to know it.

Rule 9.0 - It is OK to hate. Just so long as you hate conservative Republicans
Rule 9.1 - Remember all Republicans are Nazis so it is OK to hate them and if anyone backs you into a corner you can always yell "RACIST!" and that will usually fix things.

Rule 10.0 - Confusion is our ally. Any fallacious argument that can be made will help advance the cause and mire the opposition in refutation of our logical inconsistencies.
 
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