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Santa involved in wreck !!

jigs

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looks like Santa may not make it this year, a freak accident involving a crazy Northern Nebraska ranch woman,who was building a snowman that was wearing a fruit bikini, and Santa has ended the career of Rudolph.......
when interviewed, the woman said "it ain't my fault, blame that Jigs, he is the reason it happened"
Santa's only comment was " after smelling the bourbon on her breath, all I can do is put her on the naughty list"

Staff photo below.

deaddeer.jpg
 

ranchwife

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OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

katrina

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What the heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a good run at that last snow drift and wham outta no where comes this little old man with reindeer....... He was a cussin and flippin me the bird......... Me being blond thought he was waving so I kicked the caddy into low and caught up with him and proceded in telling him what I wanted for Christmas and that his language was not approprate when that dang rudolph got to given my caddy the come hither look and whammy.... Right through the crest of leaves on the grill.........


That's my story and I'm sticken to it!!!!!!!!
 
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katrina said:
What the heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a good run at that last snow drift and wham outta no where comes this little old man with reindeer....... He was a cussin and flippin me the bird......... Me being blond thought he was waving so I kicked the caddy into low and caught up with him and proceded in telling him what I wanted for Christmas and that his language was not approprate when that dang rudolph got to given my caddy the come hither look and whammy.... Right through the crest of leaves on the grill.........


That's my story and I'm sticken to it!!!!!!!!

Being blonde is a good start- now just cry a little at your press conference- wiggle just right for the judge-- and agree you need rehab and your home free.... :p :lol:
 

Hanta Yo

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This looked like a good thread to post this on.
Another reason Santa doesn't like to come to Montana :cry:

http://www.jingleshells.com




:shock:
 

Turkey Track Bar

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Hanta Yo said:
This looked like a good thread to post this on.
Another reason Santa doesn't like to come to Montana :cry:

http://www.jingleshells.com




:shock:

Hanta:

Sad as that was, it was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! Thanks for the demented laugh...yeah, I know I'm a sick fool.

Cheers---

TTB :wink:
 

Judith

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Angus Guy. Nah I wouldnt be involved in a reindeer wreck :) However if I ever have to back up a 30 foot trailer, slowly extract the keys from my hands :) I always want to park the trailer sideways into the spot 8) Even if I say don't worry I can do it :shock: This is a good time to practise the gentleman skills, trust me on this one :) My depth perception is still slightly off since the stroke :) :p
 

katrina

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Judith,
Jigs makes them...... You can order any size of bananna ya want or any fruit combination..... And he has the fastest shipping around.... :twisted:
 

Big Muddy rancher

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Turkey Track Bar said:
Hanta Yo said:
This looked like a good thread to post this on.
Another reason Santa doesn't like to come to Montana :cry:

http://www.jingleshells.com




:shock:

Hanta:

Sad as that was, it was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! Thanks for the demented laugh...yeah, I know I'm a sick fool.

Cheers---

TTB :wink:


TTB did you check out the "Meat and Misiltoe"?
I can see you making Lazy Ace a pair of Bobcat briefs . Better then a friut bikini for your country this time of year anyways. :wink:
 
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