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Satan: Conservative or Liberal?

aplusmnt

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So what do you think is Satan a conservative or a Liberal.

I think Satan would support the following

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Over Taxation
Guns in hands of Criminals but not Innocent people
No Prayer in School
No Prayer in Government Buildings
No Religious items in Government Buildings
Evolution taught as fact
Creation not being allowed to be taught in Schools
Hillary Clinton
 

Soapweed

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aplusmnt said:
So what do you think is Satan a conservative or a Liberal.

I think Satan would support the following

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Over Taxation
Guns in hands of Criminals but not Innocent people
No Prayer in School
No Prayer in Government Buildings
No Religious items in Government Buildings
Evolution taught as fact
Creation not being allowed to be taught in Schools
Hillary Clinton

Of course Satan supports this list. All of these agendas play right into his hands. :evil:
 

aplusmnt

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kolanuraven said:
I think quoting aplusmnt


Right there is where things started going wrong.........

So since you are treading on uncharted waters with this thinking thing. What do you think? Would Satan support the things I listed above? You think maybe he leans more towards the Liberals platform?

Surely he would stay away from Conservatives who believe in allowing God in Schools, Government buildings. Surely he would steer away from individual responsibility such as having and taking care of a baby when you get pregnant?

Let us know what you think on it Kolan?
 

jigs

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to support your theory.....

Bill Clinton dies and goes to Hell. Satan is showing him around, and bragging up his chaos he started around the world.

he asks Bill "you like booze?"
Yes says Bill.
"Mondays will be great then, all the booze you can drink" says Satan

how about dope?
I have been known to toke up, says Bill.
Satan replies, : Tuesdays are all the dope you want!"

On Wednesday, we update the abortion counter that you so graciously helped keep going. Damned Republicans want to shut it down!

How about whores ? asks Satan. to which Bill replies, "yes, I have been known to use women...."
GREAT says Satan, Thursdays we have an unlimited supply of whores.

How about gay sex Bill? I bet you just love gay sex!
Bill says no, I think it is ok for a person to be married and do what they want, but I have never been into it myself.
Satan replies...Man, you are gonna hate Fridays.....
 

memanpa

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did satan offer bill a cigar for friday nights :D

bet he hated saterday night even worse because that was the night he had to spend with HILLERY,
i didn't like the man at all but i can almost understand why he had affairs being married to HER would drive anyone over the edge :D
 

passin thru

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chief, in case you missed it ...............one person accused GW of using coke. He wrote a book with this in it. Seems the publisher removed the book due to credibility problems.

Back to the drawing board for you.
 

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